Monday 30 January 2017

Day 1258: UNFORGIVABLE CRIMES

UNFORGIVABLE CRIMES IN SWEDEN


MAKING A SKIDBACKE WITH THE CHEESE

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WEARING YOUR UTOMHUSSKOR IN THE HUS


NOT LEAVING THE SISTA BITEN FOR SOMEONE ELSE


FAILING TO LOOK IN THE ÖGA OF ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE WHO EVER EXISTED WHEN SAYING SKÅL


NOT DOING YOUR TVÄTT IN THE TIME ALLOCATED FOR TVÄTT


NEGLECTING TO TACKA THE HOST EVEN IF ITS A FRIEND SO OLD THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE A KROPPSDEL


HAVING SEPARATE KRANAR INSTEAD OF A BLANDARE 


FORGETTING THE KUNDPINNE FOR THE SHOPPER BEHIND YOU


UNFORGIVABLE CRIMES IN ENGLAND


MAKING A TEA FOR YOURSELF AND NOT OFFERING TO EVERY MAN AND HIS DOG IN A 5 YARD RADIUS


SKIVING OFF WHEN IT'S YOUR ROUND


FORGETTING YOUR BROLLY


SCOFFING CHEESE AND ONION WALKERS BEFORE A MEETING IN A CONFINED SPACE


LOITERING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TUBE DOOR LIKE A BERK OR TRYING TO GET ON THE TUBE FIRST LIKE A TWIT


BUGGY DURING RUSH HOUR


BAD INDIAN FOOD


 

UNFORGIVABLE CRIMES IN BOTH COUNTRIES


 FORGETTING THE REUSABLE SHOPPING BAGS


AWKWARD EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTS


PAYING FOR BIG THINGS WITH COINS 






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