Showing posts with label christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label christmas. Show all posts
Sunday, 9 February 2020
Day 2392: Make like a tree and leave
Christmas was 47 days ago but people are still recycling their trees. And not just a few people, no, there must be a lot of people keeping their trees well into February because:
1. Demand for tree recycling points is high enough that the council has kept doing the clearing rounds 6 weeks after Christmas.
2. There are consistently piles of trees at these points.
3. Some roads are still covered in pine needles and smell like Christmas trees.
If there are still lots of people recycling trees, then there must also be a significant number of people who still have the trees at home somewhere. Like my neighbor...
I thought my neighbor might have forgotten that they even have a tree, because they threw it outside at the beginning of January, still with the lights on. Then it fell over mid January and nobody picked it up. But I can see now there are no lights on it any more, so there is a very slow, glacial even, cleaning process going on here. Maybe they will recycle it in March.
I was taught that it is bad luck to keep Christmas decorations around after the 6th January. Also, trees shed their needles everywhere after a while, so why keep them around? This tree hoarding behaviour just adds further evidence to my mounting case that Swedish people are extremely image conscious, projecting an outward appearance of being sleek, tidy, well designed, organised and clean while secretly hoarding old christmas trees and god only knows what else in their houses. No wonder nobody wants to invite you round for dinner, they've probably got several month's worth of crap built up that they can't be bothered to take away.
Tuesday, 30 October 2018
Day 1925: IS TOO EARLY
IT IS TOO EARLY FOR:
LUSSEBULLAR.
THESE BUNS ARE FOR LUCIA ONLY!
JULMUST.
IT'S NOT TIME FOR CHRISTMAS YET
TEMPERATURES LOWER THAN MY FRIDGE.
I DON'T WANT TO COMPARE THIS WITH THE EXTERNAL TEMP AT BREAKFAST
AND GIVE UP ON MY DAY BEFORE IT HAS BEGUN, THANKS.
WEARING A COAT NOT A JACKET.
DEFINITELY INTERESTED IN ONE OF THESE COATS...FOR LATER.
DARK. DARK. DARK. ALL THE TIME DARK.
A PIC FROM MY BEDROOM WINDOW
DARK WHEN I WAKE UP.
IS IT THE INSIDE OF MY EYELIDS, OR MY ROOM, OR BOTH?
DARK WHEN I LEAVE WORK.
THIS IS THE BUS STOP WHERE I CATCH THE BUS
DARK WHEN I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.
OH, THERE'S A BIRD. I THINK.
TRICK OR TREATERS.
SWEDISH PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHEN HALLOWEEN IS.
KIDS JUST TRICK OR TREAT FOR ABOUT 3 WEEKS.
BALD TREES.
SERIOUSLY, I SNEEZED AND THE LEAVES WERE GONE.
VINTERDÄCK.
WHY ARE THE ROADS ICY ALREADY?
RECIPES TRYING TO REINVENT THE SAME OLD CHRISTMAS FOODS.
NO I DON'T WANT MAYONNAISE IN MY SAFFRON BUN.
PEOPLE ASKING ME WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
I DON'T KNOW
SNOW.
YEP, SEEN SOME ALREADY. NOT YET PLZ.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION.
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